Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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