so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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