i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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