I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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