Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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