im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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