Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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