Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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