Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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