i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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