All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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