This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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