Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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