Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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