We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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