oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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