There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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