i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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