no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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