ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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