: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
How's your threesome situation going?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick