This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.