dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
