are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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