You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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