I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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