i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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