We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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