Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
no, he came in my armpit
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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