Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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