Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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