I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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