Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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