Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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