She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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