So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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