At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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