I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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