my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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