so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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