i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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