try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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