Jerry, you need to find god
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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