check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
