You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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