Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
