smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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