That's intense
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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