you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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