school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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