i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Blood and glitter go together right?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
false alarm, still single
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