Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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