I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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