Fuck appropriateness.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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