ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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